May 06, 2004

Yet Another Reason To Celebrate (cough)

Thanks go out from the Funny Farm to Jeebus' General for reminding us that today is National Christian Prayer Day. That's right, heathens need not bother to pray that their boss will let them celebrate this most righteous of days unless they are willing to accept the evangelical Christian's version of the Invisible Cloud Being Story - practitioners of the evil cults of Hinduism, Catbholicism, Islam, Judaism, and any of the other cults listed in the linked articles over at the General's place are advised to celebrate on their own. They can tune in to tonight's broadcast featuring pResident Flaming A$$hole Sword of Koresh on Christian Cable Networks (no, not that CNN. Yet.) if they would like, but they are not allowed to have any say in the content of the festivities. Wouldn't want any of that heathen taint on this offering to the Lord, don'cha know...

Gee, I wonder why I'm not so keen on some of the things supposedly done in the name of religion?

Thanks to whoever did this pic at the Fark FauxNews headline contest!

[Editor's Note: about ten minutes after I put the finishing touches on this entry, I went over to find this post up over at H.F.P.S.T.W.N.. Is this a case of great minds thinking alike, or is it that fools seldom differ?]

Posted by (: Tom :) at May 6, 2004 07:31 PM