The Funny Farm

ALERT: As you've heard by now, the greatest president of the modern era (coughcoughbull$hitcoughcough) has passed on to be with his Lord. As a tribute to his legacy, we believe it's finally time before we even put the body in the ground to replace President Franklin Delano Roosevelt's image on the dime with Ronald Reagan's.

According toWorldNutNetDaily.com, a group of over 80 members of Congress have co-sponsored a bill to put The Gipper's face on the coin - right now, while we still have the power to do anything we want!.

Rep. Mark Souder (R-Brownshirt) introduced the bill, the "Ronald Reagan Dime Act" (HR 3633), last year in wrongwingnut response to during the controversy over the airing of the non RayGun canonizing leftist mini-series "The Reagans" on television.

"It is particularly fitting to honor the Freedom President on this particular piece of coinage," Souder stated. "The faces on all coinage have changed and will continue to change (pay no attention to the fact that Lincoln has been on the penny since 1909). Were that not the case, FDR would not be on the dime, and Eisenhower would still be on the dollar coin Waaaaaah! They don't put Repugnicants on our currency anymore!. When the dime is again changed - as all other coins will be someday - it is my belief that Ronald Reagan's profile should be on it." And my beliefs need to be inscribed into the law of this land!

"FDR believed the federal government should spend your dimes. (coughcoughrevisionisthistorycoughcough) Ronald Reagan believed the people should spend their own dimes. (coughcoughrevisionisthistorycoughcough) I think it's clear that the dimes in your pocket should bear Ronald Reagan's image,(never mind about that whole logic thing)" co-sponsor Rep. Elton Gallegly (R-Riding Ray-Gun's Coattails Since 1986) said.

TAKE ACTION: The Ronald Reagan Dime Act currently has 88 rabidly anti-Democratic Repugnicants cosponsors - including Speaker Dennis Hastert, Majority Leader Tom DeLay, Majority Whip Roy Blunt, and many committee chairmen. The bill has been referred to the House Committee on Financial Services. And since we control all branched of government, we can do this if you make enough of a stink!

It's time to get the bill to the House floor for a full vote. Go to our site to urge your Representative to support HR 3633, the "Ronald Reagan Dime Act" NOW:

Go find these a$$holes yourself!

NOTE: Franklin D. Roosevelt's image was placed on the dime in 1946, just after he died. Historically, images on coins are supposed to be on for no more than 25 years; FDR's has now been on for nearly 60 years. (pay no attention to the fact that Jefferson has been on the nickel since 1938).