This CONSERVATIVE ALERT is a special message for The Funny Farm:
There are so many of us who have special memories of who Ronald Reagan was, and what he meant in our lives. As "movement conservatives", we owe a huge debt to the man who led the "Reagan Revolution". Our children and their children's children will owe much more in the form of national debt because of Ray-Gun - but that's another story...
But there are many, many more who are either needing to be brainwashed about lacking in a historical knowledge of Reagan's contributions to viciously divisive political shenanigans as an accepted mainstream political tactic the American political scene, or who are just too young to have been underemployed during the Ray-Gun "boom" known the extent of the greatness of this icon of modern American conservatism. There are others who will tell the truth about Reagan as well. We must make sure that we drown out their voices, so our lies will be accepted as true.
With this in mind, we've culled together some of the most profitable best books that the Conservative Book Service has to offer -- and we've gotten them for our members at substantial discounts from their list prices. Good thing too - since you don't have quite as much in your wallet these days...
We highly recommend each and every one of these books so that you can pay for the next set of media whores for the Repugnicant Party, which cover many different aspects of Reagan -- his ideology, his faith, his love, his impact, and much more as well as completely omitting any mention of his ignorance, his hypocrisy, and his callousness. Buy one or more for yourself... but even more, buy them for those around you who need to be brainwashed know and appreciate the rich depths of Ronald Wilson Reagan, the 1st sock puppet 40th president of the United States of America, and the biggest piece of kimchee to occupy the White House greatest president of the modern era.
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The Age of Reagan
by Hayward, Steven F.
By most accounts, the year 1964 was a disastrous one for conservatives. Not here! We give you nothing but conservative takling points and empty feel good rhetoric
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God and Ronald Reagan
by Kengor, Paul
Yes, Ronald Reagan was religiously insane a deeply committed Christian -- and contrary to the charges of critics, his faith wasn't just a private matter as opposed to the Christian doctrine of being humble in your faith. That's the message of God and Ronald Reagan, a unique exploration of Reagan's religious faith and its impact on his political life by respected Reagan fellator authority Paul Kengor. Exploring Reagan's public and private statements and writings, and conducting extensive interviews with Reagan intimates (including Casper Weinberger, Ed
Meese, and many others) since by then Ray-Gun had no clue who he was anymore, Kengor demonstrates conclusively if you're religiously insane that the core and guiding principle of this American hero's political philosophy was his quiet (never mind that stuff about his faith not being a private matter) but rock-solid Christian faith.
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I Love You, Ronnie
by Reagan, Nancy
Words of wisdom from the greatest fellator of her generation
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Ronald Reagan: His Life in Pictures
by Spada, James
Created specially for the less illiterate Reagan idolater
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Dear Americans: Letters from the Desk of Ronald Reagan
by Reagan, Ronald
Vintage cue cards and extra special doodles from the Ray-Gun orifice
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Remembering Reagan
by Hobbs, Charles; Hannaford, Peter
Candid photographs, eh? Snap, snap, grin grin, wink, wink, say no more!
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The Quotable Ronald Reagan
by Hannaford, Peter; (Editor)
Memorable instances of Ray-Gun putting his foot in his mouth
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A Shining City: The Legacy of Ronald Reagan
by Telten, Erik D.; (Editor)
This book brings you passages from 50 speeches given by Reagan at thousands of dollars a pop after he left office.
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Hand of Providence
by Brown, Mary Beth
Ray-Gun expounds on his religious insanity and how it influenced his decisions as president.
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Ronald Reagan: The Presidential Portfolio
by The Ronald Reagan Library and Museum
More of the junk we couldn't get anything for on eBay...
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Ronald Reagan: A Life in Letters
by Skinner, Kiron; Anderson, Annelise; Anderson, Martin
Available in permanent ink and original crayon
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Ronald Reagan and the Politics of Freedom
by Busch, Andrew E.
How Ray-Gun made the rich richer and the poor poorer
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How Ronald Reagan Changed My Life
by Robinson, Peter
An AIDS sufferer tells of his struggles to get health care while being publicly shunned by the Ray-Gun administration
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The Right Moment: Ronald Reagan's First Victory and the Decisive Turning Point
in American Politics
by Dallek, Matthew
buffing the turd that was Ray-Gun's California Administration
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Governor Reagan
by Cannon, Lou
This is a sanitized hagiography biography of Ronald Reagan's early political career as California governor.
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U.S.S. Reagan Cap
Celebrate the recent commissioning of the U.S.S. Ronald Reagan and honor one of our nation's greatest sock puppets presidents by wearing the U.S.S. Ronald Reagan Commissioning Ball Cap.
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Ronald Reagan Talking Action Figure
Ronald Reagan's election as our fortieth president was a victory for wrongwingnuts in America. He came into office with the goals of restoring our nation's economy and spirit and helping everyone around the world share the freedom Americans enjoyed whether they wanted it or not - as long as they could afford it. His achievements were no less enormous.
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