July 10, 2004

Dumb Questions Five (Three, Sir!) - Er, Three...

Can the Repugnicants and the media whores cover up another Drinky McDumbAss disaster like they did in 2000? Or will no one care this time around, too?

Will there even be any debates, or will we have a Faux Snooze scripted media event, complete with mike-downs and O'Really?-style shouting matches? I hear Jerry Springer is running as a Democrat this year. Perhaps we could utilize his show business expertise here...

Will the record pace of slime and mislead exhibited by the Repugnicant Party this year cause some of the proles to burn out on this sort of marketing? Or is this the new bread and circuses for the new millennium?

Posted by (: Tom :) at July 10, 2004 11:59 PM