August 03, 2004

Taking The Fall, Repugnicant Style

Top U.S. prosecutor quits post, joins Detroit law firm after mixed tenure. Guess he was too much of an embarrassment to Crisco Johnny and the Injustices. You know, because it was all his fault that (emphasis and heightened emphasis courtesy of the Funny Farm Editorial Staff)

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Arab-American leaders praised Collins' efforts.

"It's always hard to lose a good friend in government," said Imad Hamad, Michigan director of the American-Arab Anti-Discrimination Committee and cochairman of BRIDGES along with Collins. "We in the community are losing a champion of dialogue and an open-minded leader, and a person who worked hard, since his first day in office, to build trust."

Collins' office also tried the nation's first terrorism casearising from the Sept. 11 attacks, winning two convictions. But the case turned into a fiasco after attorneys challenged the convictions amid allegations of prosecutorial misconduct. One of the assistant U.S. attorneys on the case, Richard Convertino, is under investigation for his role in the case and is suing U.S. Attorney General John Ashcroft and Collins, accusing the Justice Department of gross mismanagement in the war on terror. In November, Collins' office dismissed criminal charges against two former Kmart executives charged with securities fraud after the prosecution's star witness waffled on the witness stand.

Collins' office also suffered a major setback during the recent acquittals and dismissals of charges against 16 Detroit police officers who were indicted for violating the civil rights of crime suspects. Three other officers pleaded guilty to lesser charges and cooperated in the investigation.

Collins said that case did not influence his decision and emphasized that U.S. District Judge Avern Cohn said the officers should never work on the force again. Collins noted that his office prosecuted five Mt. Clemens officers in June in connection with the beating of a 24-year-old college student. Four of them were convicted.

Cohn, who last week dismissed the charges against the remaining Detroit police officers, called the prosecution of that case "well conducted." He praised Collins in other areas, too.

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I see. So because AssKKKroft and his goons Cheneyed up this investigation - let's get rid of the guy who gets along with the oppressed minorities of the moment to set an example!

There goes that damn irony alert again, too. No, wait - this time it's the alarm telling me it's time to go to work, behind the sound of the irony alert. Talk to you again soon!

Posted by (: Tom :) at August 3, 2004 06:03 AM