From my good friends Stu and Mary up in the Great White North:
There is more money being spent on breast implants and Viagra today than on Alzheimer's research. This means that by 2040, there should be a large elderly population with perky boobs and huge erections and absolutely no recollection of what to do with them. |
* - Like, the Great White North (like, at least the part where I come from, eh?) is, like, south of where I live, eh? So, like, I can say that the Great White North is south of the border, eh? Beauty...
Posted by (: Tom :) at September 22, 2004 06:04 AM