September 28, 2004

This Month's Sign That The Apocalypse Is Upon Us

Ladies and gentlemen, we here at the Funny Farm would like to tell you that Kmart Corporation has already put up Christmas displays for public consumption. As unbelievable as it may seem, they have managed to get this display together before Hallowe'en!

These photos were secretly obtained by our intrepid staff here at the Funny Farm News Burro:

Follow The Yellow Brick Road
The Welcoming Committee
On The Way To See The Man
The Coffee Klatch Of Power

Many thanks and much appreciation to Snoozy Q and new staff member MilkMee the Clown for their assistance in bringing this shocking story to light.

Posted by (: Tom :) at September 28, 2004 06:46 AM
Comments

News burro??? I've never heard of a news burro, though I suppose it is rather fitting considering that a large number of the major news outlets are run by jack-asses!;-)

Posted by: Tina at September 29, 2004 09:22 AM

Lol! We're just trying to fit in here...

For a while we couldn't decide between News Burrow and News Burro. The imagery of a beast of burden carrying the news to all and sundry was what sold us on using the Burro, instead of burrowing into the gory details of the story...

Posted by: (: Tom :) at September 30, 2004 08:21 AM

Ah, so there IS logic behind the name, not just a mere typo. Very cute!:-)

Posted by: Tina at September 30, 2004 08:50 AM

Good morning, and welcome to double entendre city! We love to stretch the abusage of our vocabulary whenever we can around here... and there is definitely a twisted sort of reasoning (some would call it a stretch to be referred to as logic) that is in every line on this site.

Posted by: (: Tom :) at September 30, 2004 10:44 AM