September 30, 2004

Funny Farm News Burro Newsbreak

Kmart may move to Atlanta. Just exactly how do you speak Hoser with a southern accent? How long before the redneck welcoming committee decides I'm one too many carpetbagging, funny talking (like, really funny talking, eh?) Yankee bastards that needs to be taught a lesson? Or is this yet another device to frighten and cow the few, the proud... the Kmart employess who have survived the pogroms? So many questions...

Posted by (: Tom :) at September 30, 2004 07:00 AM