October 19, 2004

Waiting To Be Branded with The Mark Of The Beast

So, yesterday here at the HQ of The Mighty K, a notice appears to all the employees to let us know that there will be a meeting of all staff so that an important announcement could be made to us. This immediately set off a lot of speclation as to the nature of the announcement - most of us have been waiting to find out if the rumors about relocating the corporate headquarters were true, and if so, where we are going and who is going to go. Alas, that mystery remains unsolved for another day.

Instead, we were informed that we have a new Reichsmarshal CEO by the name of Allwyn Lewis. By an amazing coincidence (cough) our new leader is a member of the boards of directors of Halliburton and Disney. Let's hope that our little efforts to amuse and infotain here at the Funny Farm are not considered to be against our corporate philosophy now. Or that any loyalty oaths will be required of employees who wish to continue to be gainfully employed here. And of course we satirically mentioned our fear of being tagged with the mark of the beast knowing full well that it is not even close to happening. Still - we wonders. Aye, we wonders...

Posted by (: Tom :) at October 19, 2004 05:52 PM