The Funny Farm

Un-Frelling-Believable

There's no way that the election should even be close. Do the American people really want this much mismanagement in their lives for another four years? And are they really that dim and that ignorant to install this thugocracy for another term?

We also see that Tom Delay (R - Ruthless Vindictive Bastard) and his illegal gerrymandering of Tax-Ass worked out well for the Republics. Another shining example from the United States of how lying, cheating, stealing, and being a weaselly hypocrite are the kind of qualities we look up to.

We have also noted that the Media Whores are even more of a bunch of partisan hacks than they were in 2000. This election would not have even been in contest if they had been doing their jobs. We heard promises that nothing would be called by the networks until they were sure about the result. Guys, you forgot to tell us that you would only be doing that when Kerry was ahead. Maybe we should have assumed that. We certainly will be doing so from now on...

It is indeed a sad day here at the Funny Farm. We wish all of you luck in surviving this administration*.

* - quick tip: evangelical Christianity might be something to pick up in the days to come...

Posted by (: Tom :) at November 3, 2004 04:57 AM