November 17, 2004

Breaking News

Well - we just happened to turn on Faux Snooze this morning (for the first time in, well, years), and what do our wandering eyes see?

Sears, KMart to Merge in $11 Billion Deal.

For some strange reason, visions of the Daimler-Chrysler merger are running through our head. And this joke from those heady (cough) days:

Q: How do you pronounce Daimler-Chrysler?
A: The Chrysler is silent.

And we wonders: who is going to be silenced in this merger? Since the new company is called Sears Holdings, we're very much afraid of the answer...

Posted by (: Tom :) at November 17, 2004 07:08 AM