November 27, 2004

Un-Frelling-Believable

No need to worry about a draft, kids. After all, there's probably lots of Vietnam veterans who will still be available to be called up for Oil Gulf War Too.

What was that, you say? They couldn't possibly be considering conscripting Vietnam veterans? Well...

Vietnam veteran, 53, called to active duty.

Hmmmm. Maybe we could check up on a couple of others while we're at it. We hear there's this guy - a rich son of a Congresscritter at the time - who deserted the National Guard after only fulfilling four years of a six year commitment. Maybe we could ship his ass over into the line of fire, too? They say he's in great shape - so there shouldn't be any problems getting him back up to speed. We also hear that he likes to kill people - he jokes about sending people to their deaths all the time - so he's got that winning military attitude, too!

Thanks to Hoffmania for leading us to this informative article.

Posted by (: Tom :) at November 27, 2004 09:04 AM