November 29, 2004

Behind Every Silver Lining, There's A Dark Cloud*

Well, the Miami Dolphins have won this year's Futility Bowl. Great - so we don't even get the first pick in the frelling draft now. And all the rumor mill could tell us this weekend was that Ricky Williams was going to announce his return to the 'Fins (long story short - if he would've done that this weekend, he would be ineligible to play this year due to a pending four game suspension for liking the gange a little too much, but would serve his time and be ready to play next year, according to the armchair quarterbacks we discussed the situation with). Unfortunately we didn't hear anything but wild innuendo on the subject, so we guess the Dullphins won't be utilizing Ricky's services anytime soon. Sigh...

* - Thanks to George Carlin for providing us with the title for this post.

Posted by (: Tom :) at November 29, 2004 08:01 PM