December 09, 2004

Funny Farm Budgetary Adjustment Notice

Folgers Hikes Price of Coffee 14 Percent.

Well - that takes care of that little nest egg we had saved up for a rainy day. Maybe it can provide a little impetus to get off the 1 - 2 pots of very strong coffee we use to snap the eyes open in the morning, too. Plus, now we can see some value in a pre-emptive strike on Columbia. Either that, or we can buy the loyalty of that Juan Valdez guy and get him to drop tons of java beans into the market at America-friendly rates.

Damn you, George Steinbrenner!

Posted by (: Tom :) at December 9, 2004 06:22 AM