February 16, 2005

Gary Bettman Is A Farging Icehole

[A Day Late and a Dollar Short post from the Funny Farm]

Players agree to salary cap but two sides remain distant. The NHLPA finally decides to compromise with the league owners, but like the fatcat elitist bastiches they are, the owners want to make sure the players know who is in charge and who is going to be whose beeyatches. Not that we've seen this type of behavior before by any other fatcat elitist bastiches (coughcoughrenominatingradicalneoconjudgescoughcough)...

Update: as amazing as it seems, (coughcoughrevisionisthistorycoughcough) the article which we read yesterday and wanted to show all of you has been replaced with a new article entitled NHL makes final offer, sets Wednesday morning deadline. But you already knew that if you clicked on the link above. These bastiches can't even stick to the same story for more than a half a day. Now the story is: the NHL has put a take it or leave it offer on the table. But the main point of this post remains the same - the NHL has the hammer, and the NHLPA better bend over and take it up the bum like the good little beeyatches the NHL seems to think they are. Not that we're suggesting that the NHL owners are acting like arrogant spoiled fatcats or anything like that...

Posted by (: Tom :) at February 16, 2005 12:06 AM