February 22, 2005

Swear To Koresh, It's Not April Fools Day Yet

But it sure feels like it after I saw this article from the Associated Press:

Vatican University Debuts Satanism Classes. Seriously.

So what happens when the rest of our family tries to get us into a program to exorcise the demons so obviously (in their eyes) corrupting our soul? Or will we merely be considered to have some sort of mental problem, and get committed to the facility of their choice? What happens when pRezNit 100,000 Dead decides that it would be a good idea to spend tax dollars and create the United States Exorcism Corps (the new Peace Corps for the New Millennium) to drive Satan out of America? And what happens when your local theofascist decides that you need to be brought into the light and have your demons cast out?

Is anybody else scared yet?

Posted by (: Tom :) at February 22, 2005 06:04 AM