April 27, 2005

And They're Off!

[Warning! Some people might find the language used in the post linked to below, or even the web address itself, offensive. Parental discretion is advised.]

We received an email the other day - purportedly from a new kid on the block.* Bachem Macuno starts his blogging career off with a bang. The end in this story will surprise you. Plus, the ends don't really justify the means. And talk about pulling stuff out of your a$$! Anyways,... once we get to the bottom of this, we'll try not to end up looking like we're a$$-over-teakettle. You may all be aware that we could blow smoke out of our a$$ all day about this sort of thing and end up right back where we started from. But we have to think that (wait for it...) the end is near for the blog we've linked to. After all, once you're behind this far it's hard to end up anywhere but the last hole. And that's the end of the story. And our sorry-a$$ run of bad puns, too.

In memory of Callahan's and their hallowed tradition of Punday.

* - sorry, Bachem, if we do not seem to be a completely trusting soul these days. Since all we got was a link in the email you sent us (underneath the one line teaser in the email), and we don't recognize the email addy, and it was a multiple sending (we notice MahaBarb and an eerily familiar Yuppie Skum on the cc: list), we would really like to get some more feedback on who you is, bro. For all we know, you could be another alias of JD Guckert. And we do apologize to any readers who might have suddenly lost their appetite when completing that mental picture.

Posted by (: Tom :) at April 27, 2005 05:46 AM