June 16, 2005

What A Surprise! (cough)

Schiavo's Parents Not Swayed by Autopsy. Are you going to believe them, or are you going to trust the actual, physical evidence from actual, trained professionals?

And what does Pinhead, The Thief Of Crawford* have to say about the situation?

In Washington, White House spokesman Scott McClellan (R-Mouth of Sauron) said the autopsy did nothing to change President Bush's position that Schiavo's feeding tube should not have been disconnected. He had signed a bill, rushed through by Congress in March, that was a last-ditch effort to restore her feeding tube.

Funny, though - he also cut his vacation short for the first time in his pResidency in order to rush back to Washington and harry his own party members into putting that bill on his desk. Even though there were lots of other more pressing issues for his badministration to deal with. We guess that when the religiously insane pull their strings, pRezNit Lies To America dances to their beat**.

It all becomes very clear to us here at The Funny Farm: the reason that the Repugnicants were working so hard to keep Terri Schiavo as a living undead: she's the proto-typical Repugnicant! Brain dead and blind, unable to challenge any of the dren oozing from every Repugnicant pore, and able to vote for Repugnicants (when they do it 'on her behalf' because 'they know what she would have wanted to do') without all the fuss of actually having to coerce her into it.

Any bets on whether she voted for Putsch in the last two poor imitations of federal elections?

* - well, it's his spokesweasel, not the Chimperor himself, making the statements on his behalf. That's why we can decipher what's being said...

** - mixed metaphorically speaking, of course...

Posted by (: Tom :) at June 16, 2005 05:36 PM