August 02, 2005

Antici-(Wait For It)

Sunday, 6 Sweltring (Wedmath) 2005

We have a theory...

What if the Douchebag of Liberty* did not receive his information about Valerie Plame from anyone else? What if he's a clandestine CIA operative himself, and all he had to do was check in at Spook Central and access some files, in order to provide the reporting that he did? He probably wouldn't even have to access files in that case - he could just talk to some of his fellow Putsch fellating CIA employees and get all the dirt he needed to out an undercover CIA operative during wartime.

We remember hearing about how US intelligence agencies recruit reporters. We also saw speculation on whether some of the US journalists being terminated in Iraq were spying for US intelligence. But we figure, since it's apparently okay to compromise American intelligence resources, that anything on the order of a revelation here would be no problem whatsoever. Besides, we're merely engaging in idle speculation here, and freely admit to having no solid proof to back up our edumacated guess.

Any thought-filled analysis of this theory is welcome. Please find a way to disprove this theory!

Pation!**

* - also known in various circles as Novakula, the undead blood-sucker; the Least Credible Reporter in Media Today; and TraitorScum NovaBushFellator. Well,... not really - we just made the last two up. But we have heard him referred to as Novakula...

** - does anyone recognize the obscure reference we're making here? We mean, besides the Pythonian reference to the Theory of Miss Anne Elk.

Posted by (: Tom :) at August 2, 2005 05:06 PM