The Funny Farm

Almost Famous

^{Tuesday, 28 Sweltring (Wedmath, sorta), 2005}

We have decided to take the awesome responsibility of the Chief Punmaster and Stand-Up Philosopher-General at The Poor Man Institute for Freedom and Democracy and a Pony. Since this is a purely fabricated office that we created on the spur of the moment, we have to figure that the benefits and pay scale are somewhat lower than a snake's belly in a wagon rut*. Then again, the perks are fabulous considering the nonexistent cash outlay to give them to us in the first place. And we only took the job for the free kittens.

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(About the author: (: Tom :) is the Chief Punmaster and Stand-Up Philosopher-General at The Poor Man Institute for Freedom and Democracy and a Pony.)

* - to quote Robin Williams imitating quoting Walter Cronkite.

Posted by (: Tom :) at August 24, 2005 04:40 PM