August 31, 2005

[chanting] We're Number One! We're Number One!

Tuesday, 5 Falltring 2005

Yes, that's right,folks - Detroit tops nation in poverty census. Since Putsch was installed in 2001, the poverty rate has increased by leaps and bounds in the city proper, and has also increased at a greater rate than the national average in the metro area. Coincidentally (cough), Detroit is also one of the bluest of blue cities, with 94% of the votes cast in 2004 going to John Kerry, and 95% of the votes cast in 2000 going to Al Gore.

Praise Koresh southeast Michigan isn't below sea level with some sort of government funds that could be diverted to the bulging pockets of greedy corpo-weasels unknowable, unreportable projects under way within the Department of Homeland Security. Otherwise we might have to be concerned about swimming home from work one of these days...

Posted by (: Tom :) at August 31, 2005 11:59 PM