September 15, 2005

And Now, We'd Like To Show You Something We're Very Proud Of

Humpday, 20 Falltring 2005

One of the projects we have been frantically working on behind the scenes is the mixing of our first single in a long time. You can hear a copy of it by clicking on this link. Or you can right-click on the link and select Save As to download the song onto your hard drive. We've added an extra verse since we last posted the lyrics. You can see the new and improved lyrics below.

Next Plane To Gitmo

(sung to the tune of Last Train To Clarksville)
Lyrics and Vocals by Tom Gee
Music by Tommy Boyce and Bobby Hart

Take the next plane to Gitmo,
It's the shame of a great nation.
You can stay there 'till your dirty,
You've no other destination.
You were slow, you've got to go!
You've got to go!

'Cause there's torture in the morning
And until you're born again
We'll have one more night of beatings
'Til the questions come again.
And you must know, where terr'rists go!
Oh you must know!
And we don't know if you're ever going home.

Take the next plane to Gitmo.
We'll be lying to the nation.
We'll have time for pissing on your Koran
And some more interrogation.
Oh... Oh, no, no, no!
Oh, no, no, no!

Take the next plane to Gitmo,
Where we hang you by your bones.
We can't hear you in that noisy
Torture chamber all alone.
You're going to go. You're going to go!
You're going to go!
And we're pretty sure you're never going home.

Take the next plane to Gitmo,
Say goodbye to all your rights.
We can't tell what you will say about us
So you'll never see the light. Oh no!
You're going to go. You're going to go!
And we're really sure you're never going home.

Take the next plane to Gitmo,
Take the next plane to Gitmo,
[repeat and fade]

We would appreciate any of the more well-heeled among our readership sending a few sheckels our way. Just email us and we'll let you know the numbered Swiss account you can deposit the funds into.

Posted by (: Tom :) at September 15, 2005 07:37 PM