November 16, 2005

Irony Alert Overload

Tuesday, 22 Betteroff 2005

We noticed that Darth Cheney actually had the cojones to accuse others of engaging in "one of the most dishonest and reprehensible charges ever aired in this city." Then he was still functional enough to say that Democrats who say they were misled by the administration are "making a play for political advantage in the middle of a war." And then accuse others of undermining the morale of U.S. troops while "a few opportunists are suggesting they were sent into battle for a lie." And his head didn't even explode from the cognitive dissonance!

We also noticed that the frelling irony alert monitor managed to put together enough of itself to start sounding its' siren song once more* before we were able to smash it into tiny little pieces. Maybe kryptonite will have some sort of effect...

* - it's got to be made of the same stuff they make those advanced model Terminators of in the movies. And we don't have a handy smelting furnace available to solve this particular problem. Damn you, George Steinbrenner!

Posted by (: Tom :) at November 16, 2005 11:59 PM