November 19, 2005

Official Announcement

Friday, 25 Betteroff 2005

Statement by the Press Secretary of The Funny Farm on Scott McClellan's (R - Mouth of Sauron) Statement on Congressman Murtha's Statement

STATEMENT BY THE FUNNY FARM PRESS SECRETARY

Scott McClellan is a partisan weasel and political hack who has a record of lying to support an incompetant and illegally installed junta that has taken over America for the last five years. So it is unsurprising in this press room that he is regurgitating the policy positions of the radical wrongwingnuts who have taken over the American government, and the extreme fundamentalist theofascist wing of the Publican party. The eve of a mock vote in Iraq intended to score partisan political points for the Publicans is not the time to surrender to the terrorists. After seeing his statement, we remain baffled -- nowhere does he explain how continuing to spin empty political rhetoric based on lies in order to deceive the average American citizen makes America safer.

[Editors' Note: this post has been temporally enhanced due to potential access limitations in the near future (we will probably be away from the internets this weekend).]

Posted by (: Tom :) at November 19, 2005 12:01 AM