The Funny Farm

The More Things Change...

^{Saturday, 4 Conclusion 2005}

Well, we've had a wonderfully refreshing week away from our place of gainful employment, and our usual haunts on the internets, as well as a fantastic journey to some of the finest and most challenging golf courses on the planet (courtesy of our XBox and Tiger Woods 2004), so now we come back to find that those BFEE pinheads are still up their usual tricks. What a surprise! How fast do you think we'll be back with our heads looking over at the sand while sinking our birdie putts on the big screen?*

In the meantime:

Wonderful (cough) news from the fledgling MiniTrue minions currently honing their skills under the Putsch regime: a woman is harassed when she refuses to show identification on public transportation. Does anyone know if the transit cops can so this sort of thing right now on public subways? Or is this just another ho-hum for the sheeple who can't even feel the noose tightening?

Plus, in some startling (cough) news that we could never see coming in a gazillion years, AnnThraxx CoulterBeast lies her bony little arse off, and Chris Wallace becomes the first in his family to demoanstrate senility on-air when he forgets that Drinky McDumbAss has been trying to tie Al Qaeda and Saddam Hussien together since he started delivering official revisionist history in pResidential press releases.

The Repugnicants voted themselves an annual pay raise of $3,100, then went on vacation. We wish we were making this one up. Funny, isn't it, how they can keep all the tax breaks for the rich elite, give themselves a pay boost, then cut benefits for poor people. Some of you out there might remember the scene in History of the World: Part I where a Senator asks if they should help the poor or stuff their pockets with even more goodies. Apparently this automatic raise was scheduled to be omitted this year (by attaching an amendment to drop the COLA adjustment onto another bill) - but for some strange reason, the amendment rescinding the auto COLA adjustment was dropped by Repugnicant committee members controlling Repugnicant committees when compromises (cough) were made in getting the bill to pass.

Speaking of which, we just read about seniors getting the shaft from the government, and told to start worshipping Koresh of they expect to see any christian kindness or charity for the rest of their lives. Just another fine example of that conservative compassion at work.

We were pleasantly surprised to find a link from The Sideshow to our statement rebutting BFEE shill (who's being paid to lie to us all with our very own tax dollars!) here. Muy bueno!

We were also unpleasantly unsurprised to see more of the junta's devilry at work here, here, here, and here. Mind you, these are just a few highlights from a few of today's reality-based news sources of some of the many improprieties sanctioned and supported by american tax dollars. What a country!

Is anybody else scared yet?

* - about as fast as we can get our sorry a$$ back in front of the idiot box, that's how fast...

Posted by (: Tom :) at November 28, 2005 07:48 PM