March 24, 2006

Quick Note To Brent Bozell

Thursday, 28 Priming 2006

First of all, you should talk to Nedra Pickler, and work on your Picklerisms. Especially if you want to pretend that you're actually trying to make a point, instead of shill some more for your Repugnicant masters.

Second of all, in your latest screed, you say:

How many incompetent military campaigns can we assign, just for starters, to Klein's hero Clinton? The bombing of the El Shifa pharmaceutical factory in Sudan? The "Black Hawk Down" fiasco and withdrawal in Somalia? What about Jimmy Carter's failed hostage rescue that fell apart in the desert and humiliated an entire nation in the eyes of the world?

You might possibly be interested to know that some people would tend to think that Jimmy Carter's failed hostage rescue that fell apart in the desert and humiliated an entire nation in the eyes of the world would be hard to lay at the feet of a president who was elected to the office over twelve years after it took place*.

You might also possibly be interested to know that some people would tend to think that the whole Black Hawk Down episode took place because PapaDoc Putsch sent a bunch of under-equipped soldiers in harm's way right after Clinton got elected, but before he officially took office, and then left them there for Clinton to clean up. Sort of the same way that Repugnicant iceholes tend to make messes, and Democrats tend to have to clean up after them.

I would also be interested to know if you have any clue as to how often Paul Begala bows toward Chappaqua on a prayer mat, if you have any clue as to how often Joe Klein bows toward Chappaqua on a prayer mat, and how those numbers compare. I would say that your statement here, while possibly being technically accurate (IMHO I would think that both numbers would be equal - to zero), is intentionally misleading in the worst way possible. At least as far as journalistic integrity is concerned.

Third (and last - I told you it was a quick note) of all, I'd like to let you in on a little secret. Bill Clinton is no longer the president. He hasn't been for over five years now. Possibly you could check out some of the improprieties of the Repugnicant executive, the Repugnicant House of Representatives, the Repugnicant Senate, the Repugnicant civil service, and the Repugnicant judiciary in order to track down some of the reasons why your Repugnicant lapdog Joe Klein is now biting the hand that has been feeding him. Maybe if some of your fellow Repugnicant mainstream media members would stop pushing Repugnicant propaganda and repeating it has some sort of bearing to reality, you wouldn't get surprised when you hear some actual truth once in a while. If it wasn't so utterly hypocritical, and so completely out of touch with the real world, it might be ironically amusing when you ask if Paul Begala can be straightforweard about anything. Good luck selling your message now that a majority of Americans (to go along with the majority of humanity who caught on quite some time ago) won't buy your kimchee any more.

Have a nice day!

* - Some people also think that the Carter hostage rescue was deliberately sabotaged by your Repugnicant masters. I realize that actually blaming Repugnicants for the things they do is against your religion, but you might consider such things if you had any of that 'journalistic integrity' stuff rattling around within your puffy melon.

Posted by (: Tom :) at March 24, 2006 12:04 PM