April 04, 2006

Ding Dong, The Hammer's Gone

Sunday, 10 Goodenuf 2006

Just let me add to the resounding cheer coming from the Fashionable Left Bank of Blogistan: I am very happy to see the BugMan leaving the United States House of Representatives. I notice that he is his usual charming (cough) self when he gracefully (cough) blames everyone but himself for his unexpected unpopularity amongst his own constituency.

Of course, if he had an honest bone in his body, or any connection to reality whatsoever, he would know that his political life as a virulently partisan theofascist might have something to do with him being prosecuted proof of his long-suspected improprieties started coming to light. It is unfortunate that this loathsome excuse for a human being will never have to pay for all of his crimes, even supposing that we could discover all of the moral and ethical abominations he was a party to.

I was also recently exposed to the following quiz:

How Evil Are You?

You Are 34% Evil
A bit of evil lurks in your heart, but you hide it well. In some ways, you are the most dangerous kind of evil.

I have also taken the liberty of answering this quiz on Mr. Delay's behalf, based on the evil that he is known to have committed. The results should not surprise our regulars:

You Are 82% Evil
You're the most evil person you know.
The devil is even a little scared of you!
Posted by (: Tom :) at April 4, 2006 05:23 PM