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Putsch nominates yet another sycophant for crucial U.S. government position

By Reuters press (R - Propaganda Mill) (creative between the lines interpretation of partisan Publican propaganda courtesy of the Funny Farm Editorial Staff)

WASHINGTON America's cesspool of corruption (Reuters) - President George W. Bush The Drunken Cokeheaded Illegally Installed Deserter on Tuesday nominated U.S. Trade Representative Rob Portman (R - Loves Duh Leedur) as his choice to become White House budget director shill as part of a shake-up of his team distraction from all of the messes he's made since he stole office.

Bush also nominated Portman's deputy another sycophant, Susan Schwab, to become the next trade representative, the official in charge of negotiating trade agreements and trying to open markets strong-arming third world countries into massive debt.

Both appointments require Senate confirmation rubberstamping from the Reich Wing controlling every branch of the U.s. government.

Portman, a former member of the House of Representatives from Ohio who helped Bush win rig the voting machines in that critical state in the 2004 presidential election, would succeed Josh Bolten as budget director shill.

Portman would inherit a difficult task of organizing a federal budget that is deep in deficit due largely somewhat to spending on the Iraq war and Hurricane Katrina and largely due to the massive tax giveaways to the rich over the past five years.

Bush said Portman would have a leading role as part of his economic team scorched-earth policy initiative and would be "a powerful voice for pro-growth policies and spending restraint even more cuts to government programs that aid the poor, and even more tax giveaways to the rich."

"Rob is a man of deep integrity fealty, he knows the priorities of my administration how to rip off the poor and give to the rich, he can get things done, and the Senate should confirm rubberstamp him promptly as director of the Office of Management and Budget so he can start earning for me," Bush said.

Bush said Schwab led U.S. trade policies helped fill BFEE coffers in a number of vital areas such as intellectual property enforcement punishing entrepreneurial ingenuity and would use her expertise to help conclude exploit the nations involved in the Doha round of world trade talks.

Bolten is the new White House chief of staff engaged in a staff overhaul dog and pony sideshow distraction to try to breathe new life into Bush's presidency stop people from realizing what a horrid mess this administration has made of everything since they usurped power.

In another staff move anchor toss, White House spokesman Scott McClellan (R - Mouth of Sauron) announced the resignation of James Twoey, the director of the White House office that encourages federal funds to go to faith-based groups that help the underprivileged hands out federal funds to the God Squad.

Twoey will become president of Saint Vincent College in Latrobe, Pennsylvania, where he'll keep a low profile and his mouth shut if he knows what's good for him.

Posted by (: Tom :) at April 19, 2006 05:15 AM