May 19, 2006

This and That

Thursday, 24 Reckning 2006

This being the mental incongruities from finding (and buying) 2 liter bottles of Jarritos at a local store and being handed back my purchases packaged in bags with Crappy Tire and Sobeys logos on the sides, and how it is fracturing my cognitive processes. Especially since I'm one of the few gringos to appear at the counter whenever I'm in the store...

And that being the heart rending sound of that frelling irony alert sireen going off yet again in Putschwellian AmeriKKKa. Take a look at all of the gory details at the websites of all the usual suspects - it is an unfortunate necessity in today's world (IMHO) to keep up with this crap. The only thing I can think of to say, which of course is needless to say, but I will, anyway:

Putsch* keeps lying People keep dying

* - I'm also sad to say (but I will anyway!) that there's a little bit of apprehension in using actual names. If you know what I mean. And I think you do.

Posted by (: Tom :) at May 19, 2006 05:44 AM
Comments

Lying hypocritical religiously insane idiot's comments deleted. Malcolm Muugeridge is a wanker. People who are pregnant should have the ability to make the choice to continue the pregnancy to term, or to terminate the pregnancy if that is their decision. Without having relgiously insane idiots trying to tell them that the only choice available to them is to follow the tenets of their occult superstitions.

This commenter has been asked, repeatedly, to stop spewing his fairy tales around here. Maybe one day he'll learn to respect others' requests...

Posted by: no longer Jeremy Rudd (although he tried to put a comment here after being asked not to) at May 19, 2006 11:28 AM

Many years ago, I read a book Malcolm Muggeridge wrote. His style was ornate. I remember that. But, what was his point? And, where was he coming from? The rococo sentences linger as a wavy sensation. But his message? He was from England, I think. And his gist was doctrinaire Catholic. Is that the guy you guys are talking about? Why?

Posted by: Kathleen Maher at May 20, 2006 06:23 PM

Mr. Rudd:

I have asked you specifically to stop spewing your superstitious propaganda in my comments. You have specifically told me you would stop this nonsense. Please try to keep to a semblance of honesty and cease your preaching in my comments.

Your comments have been deleted and will continue to be deleted when I find them and have the time to deal with your foolishness. Please try and hold to your word, as any decent human being would do. Funny how the religiously insane can't even be bothered to hide their hypocrisy, innit?

Posted by: (: Tom :) at May 22, 2006 06:50 AM

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Tom,

Can't you just come out and say that you care nothing for life of any form,Innit?
[editors note: this has never been the position of the Funny Farm, and this statement is a complete misrepresentation of the views of this website]

Which also leads me to believe you care nothing for your own life,Innit.
[editors note: this has never been the position of the Funny Farm, and this statement is also a complete misrepresentation of the views of this website]

If you care so much about yourself and the women you speak for, then why not an innocent newborn?
[editors note: I have never discussed anything but foetal tissue which is not anywhere near to being a human being, thus this statement is also a complete misrepresentation of the views of this website]

You see,I enjoy posting here,because people get more good out of hearing something they would rather hear, over some ridiculous opposable false rantings.
[editors note: I have not seen anything but insane superstitious babble from this commenter. The commenter is not only projecting his religious insanity upon the authors of this website, once again the statement made is a complete misrepresentation of the views of this website. Also any comments which do happen to survive once I find them are more or less skewered as creatively as I can be bothered to deal with them at the time - otherwise they are lost. So no one gets the benefit (cough) of those blasphemous Rudd rantings unless the website editors decide to allow them to remain. Which they have more than made clear they will no longer do, along with making clear to the author of said comments that they will not remain for very long, and in fact, will probably appear quite interesting to look at in days to come.]

Why do you think that No one has commented besides me? because they know that they have no chance against someone who does'nt care.
[editors note: there have been other commenters at this site, ever since comments have been opened. I know that a couple of people seldom comment here, but have personally told me that they usually think I've pretty much nailed the subject matter at hand. Also, many that know me would know that your statement that I don't care is, once again (let's all say it together!): a complete misrepresentation of the views of this website]

I have no problem with you, or your site, only that it portray's the mind of someone who knows "NO" good but instead evil rebellion.
[editors note: I usually don't root for the forces of the Empire while watching any of the Star Wars movies. But I would also say that George Lucas tried to portray the Empire as evil, and the rebllion as good. And I wouldl ike to point out that the whole idea of Mr. Jeremy Rudd being the arbiter of what his Jeebus fairy tales tell him is blasphemous, and that it has any sort of meaning outside of his addled pate, is of any value in the reality based community, while amusing, is almost as absurd as his twisted ravings that distort the Jeebus fairy tales (such as they are). What does any of that have to do with the price of rice in China, anyway?]

So go ahead BLOG AWAY.
[editors note: Oh, thank you, almighty and munificient Rudd! Although I was not aware that I required your permission...
Now go away, or I will taunt you a further time...]

Posted by: almost, but not quite, what Jeremy Rudd intended to say at May 23, 2006 01:18 PM

Jeremy,

You represent the religiously insane first class.
Your belief system and your posts truly demonstrate this point.

The religiously insane Idolize Hitler, his belief system, and his "Vision for Greatness". It is quite obvious that you Idolize him just through your posts and references to him.

Hitler and the Third Reich were bent on mass murder to any who did not fit their "Perfect Human Design" and did not kneel to their religious views. You cannot honestly tell me that Hitler was not a christian person. Hitler and his party slaughtered multiple thousands on the order of a day, and then coined it as "bettering human society". Just like the chirstians want to do with the godless sodomites and the heathens who don't believe the way they do.

Now, Let me ask you a question. Do any of your relatives prefer members of their own sex? Do any of them have sex with someone who is not their spouse? If so, they would have been put to death if your religiously insane crap were put into law.

The list goes on and on of reasons that people were slaughtered because of the NSDAP (a.k.a - Nazi Party, Third Reich, what ever you wish to call them). There's a big list of religious zealots, other than Hitler, who thought that their rules should be the law of the land. Some religiously insane theofascists, like Jeremy Rudd, still do.

So do me a favor, quit trying to defend your religious insanity. I know you are bent upon theofascist ideals, but it just doesn't fit into real Christian ethics. and it sure as heck doesn't fit the American way of life.

Some people think that they should throw their God into every conversation they have. And that everyone should believe the same occult fairy tales as they do. Some have also been told that that sort of thing doesn't play too well around here, and their religious insanity lets them think that they can lie and ignore others requests on their own web space. Maybe one day you’ll wake up and smell the coffee. Or look at what any of your pagan occult screeds have turned into once I have gotten through with them. Then again, you haven’t seemed to have gotten the point yet…

It's also quite obvious that many, and I say many MILLION's in America followed the hypocrisy of the religiously insane, Just look at the innocents killed by abortion clinic bombers! Just look at all the innocent lives ruined by nosy busy bodies who make women have children against their will!

You see Jeremy, the person running this website, is laughing at you, because he knows that he has you, just where he wants you, and believe me, others have already found your religiously insane tripe, and its wondrous modifications by Your Humble Narrator, quite amusing. Because of your beliefs, there are "NONE" here to defend you, for the ones that use rational thought, they can see right through your pretentious kimchee, because they have heard this form of religious insanity many times.

So, I think it's "HIGH TIME" you woke up, mister man, and stop shilling your superstitious nonsense.

Although, if it is your wish to make a fool of yourself in these comments, then be my guest, I just thought I could give you some advice and save you some personal humiliation.

You and many more just like you out there are the same on these ideals, but alas my friend, your day is coming soon.

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You would think that you would get the point eventually, Jeremy. Unfortunately, you have gotten yourself another taunting, you silly son of a ditto monkey. I wave my private parts at your deity! Your mother was trailer trash, and your father smelt of vocational candles! Come back again, you son of a silly person, when you want some more nasty tauntings sent your way!

Posted by: loosely based on heretical comments by Jeremy Rudd at May 30, 2006 12:54 AM