October 09, 2006

There's A Song In My Head

Fryday, 14 Gathring 2006

Thanks go out to my good friend Zendaba Jim and his lovely and talented other half for providing me with the audio for this. I was going to put an mp3 of this song in my download area, and link to it so that you could check it out, too, gentle reader – but there's a video of the song over at YouTube*, so you can see it there.

Share and enjoy!

Clinton Got A Blowjob

[spoken] For those Republicans in the audience who've already purchased CD's: they are non-refundable.

[singing]
George Bush lied about weapons of mass destruction -
Clinton got a blowjob
So there was deception added to the suction, but -
Clinton got a blowjob

Now, what's worse - starting a war?
Or keeping your Cohibas in a human humidor?
And who got impeached? And what for? Oh, right -
Clinton got a blowjob

George Bush vacationed while New Orleans drowned -
[audience sings] Clinton got a blowjob
He sat in a classroom with the towers falling down -
[audience sings] Clinton got a blowjob
He fcuked up FEMA, which fcuked up Katrina
Not to mention the conventions of Geneva
With 23 civilians murdered in Hadifa -
[audience sings] Clinton got a blowjob

Now how
Can a man without a brain
Cause a nation so much pain
Cause a world to feel such hate
For these so called United States

And how
Could the Congress help but act
In the face of every fact
I have presented here
The comparison couldn't be more clear…

George Bush authorized leaks of classified information -
[audience sings] Clinton got a blowjob
To make the case for attacking a sovereign nation -
[audience sings] Clinton got a blowjob

Well they couldn't shoot him, so they had to shame him
But if you know a single honest politician - name him!
And you've seen Hillary - can you blame him?
[audience sings] Clinton got a blowjob

I mean - I'm sorry Hillary, we all gotta take one for the team

George Bush funds sex ed that says that condoms don't work -
[audience sings] Clinton got a blowjob
If they didn't both your daughters would be pregnant, you jerk!
[audience sings] Clinton got a blowjob

So Bush lied about his bust for driving drunk
Clinton's biggest crime was - having spunk!
And for choosing a statue less than statuesque
And hiding her under the Oval Office desk

sighs

[spoken] What else, George? What else have you done?

Ahhh - stem cell research, abstinence - what else have you lied about?
Global warming, missile defense
Going AWOL from the National Guard
Ah - find some more everybody , it's not that hard

Jack Abramoff, Valerie Plame
Al Qaeda's links to Saddam Hussein
Abu Gharaib, Kenny Lay
Our record deficit today

Wire tapping, info leaking
Water boarding, power hoarding
Rights destroying, Christ deploying
Load of scat in a Stetson hat

I'll do my part
I'll play the pawn
If that's what it takes
To get you gone

I'm on my knees, George -
Bring it on!
Here's your fcuking blowjob!

From the album Redder Than Ever by Eric Schwartz

You can check out all of the musical offerings from this artist at his web site. With Christmas just around the corner, you could pick up a few stocking stuffers, and get a head start on your present acquisitions for the year. Heck, you could even give a copy to yourself as an early Xmas present!

* - [Update 30 Gathring 2006] actually, there was a video - but it's off the GoogleTube**.

You can still listen to the tune by clicking on (or, better still, copying and crediting Your Humblke Narrator for the GoogleBomb) Clinton Got A Blowjob.

** - [Update 12 Betteroff 2006] actually, there is a video, and I've now updated the link to this version of the song. And, since my transcript is from the live version, the lyrics are slightly off.

Damn you, George Steinbrenner!

Posted by (: Tom :) at October 9, 2006 04:59 PM