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Thursday, 19 Gathring 2006
This gem was found in the Friday the 13th edition of Bartcop. I thought it deserved a place of its' own here: [names slightly altered by the Funny Farm Editorial Staff]
Dude, you're upset - we get that.
But why are you upset with "Americans?"
It was the Putsch Family that caused all the things to happen that made you mad. PapaDoc Putsch faked the first Gulf War because people called him, "The Wimp" and he wanted to be a war hero and steal some oil on the side. So PapaDoc Putsch put those bacon-eating soldiers on your "sacred sand." Then BabyDoc Putsch came along and muscled in on the Taliban, forcing them to accept his terms for the Unocal Pipeline than now runs thru Afghanistan. I don't agree with your actions on 9-11, but I understand why you did it. Since BabyDoc Putsch was going to steal your country, and you were powerless to stop him, you practiced a little "pre-emptive strike" on your own and gave NY a black eye. You're a lot like BabyDoc Putsch in another respect: You attacked innocent people. New Yorkers never did anything to you - neither did the Pentagon workers. It was all the crimes committed by the Bush Family Evil Empire.
You and The Texas Souffle are a lot alike. Did you play together as kids? |
