September 30, 2007

Sweet Jeebus H. Koresh On A Crutch

Thursday, 5 Gathring 2007

I had to show some of the less fervent of my readers* one of the funnier exchanges** I have seen for a while :

Clutch414 said, September 27, 2007 at 22:01

Doesn't anyone on the right source check?

I said it before and now I'll say it again…Sweet Zombie Jesus, that just DUMB!!

[snip]
Sweet Zombie Jesus said, September 27, 2007 at 22:08

I resent being judged by the actions of a few extreme followers. Though I may have decided to let them into heaven, it does not mean that I condone their research methods or political views, anymore than Dr. Pantload printing an email shows agreement of the views expressed in said email. This should be obvious.

Sweet Zombie Jesus then also said, September 27, 2007 at 22:10

agreement with the views…etc

Clutch414 said, September 27, 2007 at 22:11

This is just so self-serving and transparent.

How come the only time they are concerned with gays' and women's rights is when those rights are being impugned in a country they want bomb?

Clutch414 then also said, September 27, 2007 at 22:11

Praise you, Sweet Zombie Jesus.

[snip]

Sweet Zombie Jesus said, September 27, 2007 at 22:21

That's all it takes… you're in, Clutch414.

[snip]

Clutch414 said, September 27, 2007 at 22:24

Sweet Zombie Jesus, may I be so bold to ask your Grace a question?

Are you related to Jesus H. Christ or Jesus F'n Christ? I had a friend in high school who had a crusty old grandfather who used to invoke those two all the time. First cousins maybe?

And as always…Praise you, Sweet Zombie Jesus.

Jesus Fv@cking Christ said, September 27, 2007 at 22:27

Just for the record, I'm of no relation to that Zombie Christ a$$hole, and we're not on speaking terms.

[spasms of laughter prevent further viewing of this comments thread.]

Found in the frightfully amusing comments to this post over at Sadly, No!.

* - who always check out everything at every site in the links zone (including wading through all the comments for each of those posts) all the time at least once a day.

** - Quick observation: Slogging through big comments sections is quite often unexpectedly rewarding. But it consumes tons of I/O, lots of bandswidths on the intartoobz, and has to be continually checked for problems with the chair-to-keyboard interface*** - often so much so that it causes memory drain. And you end up spending hours reading comments on a screen...

*** - the ID-10T card seems to go bad all the time...

Posted by (: Tom :) at September 30, 2007 08:02 AM