February 26, 2008

This Week's Sign That Putsch Is A Delusional Psychopath

Fryday, 2 Priming 2008

pRetzelDunce Unprecedented Failure Predicts GOP Will Hold White House. Excuse me for a moment: HahahahahahahaHaHaHaHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! [wipes tears from laughing too hard] I've heard of some seriously clueless wonders in my time. But to say this, while enjoying (cough) historical lows in popularity - man, that's some Limbaugh level chemical refreshment going on there. Let's hear some more from Chief Executive Screen Door On A Submarine:

The Cokespoon Cowboy predicted Monday that voters will replace him with a Republican president who will "keep up the fight" in Iraq. "I'm confident we'll hold the White House in 2008," pResident Dunsel told donors at the Republican Governors Association annual dinner, which raised a record $10.6 million for GOP gubernatorial candidates.

Also, a pony in every pot, and the Invisible Sky Fairy will grant your every wish! As long as you vote Republican't...

"And I don't want the next Republican't president to be lonely," the Texas Souffle said. "And that is why we got to take the House, retake the Senate, and make sure our states are governed by Republican't governors."

Isn't it nice that he's worrying now, after he's trashed the party and ruined its' chances for at least the forseeable future?

He said Republican'ts still offer the bedrock positions that rich voters embrace: strong defense, low taxes and personal freedoms.

Maybe he should take into account the views of the 80+ percent of the american people, who might slightly disagree on the bedrock positions that voters embrace, or even if the Republican'ts offer those positions. Especially considering that the Republican'ts have weakened america's defense, raised overall taxes (while deflating the economy and inflating prices. This is the true Republican't trifecta, folks...), and reducing individual personal freedoms for all americans.

"When I say I'm confident, I am so because I understand the mentality of the American people," pResident Clueless Moran said. "And I understand the mentality of our candidates. And there's no question in my mind, with your help, 2008 is going to be a great year."

I understand that this is one of the first times the Idiot in Thief has used the word mentality properly. Unless the media has cleaned up the transcript again...

In Congress, Democrats took control of the House and Senate in 2006. Drinky McDumbA$$ has sought to remain relevant through his veto power and bully pulpit.

Isn't it amazing how someone who never vetoed legislation brought forth by his Republican't lackeys when they controlled Congress, and now vetoes pretty much everything now that it is being brought to his desk by Democratic politicians, can be considered to be seeking to remain relevant through his veto power, as opposed to reflexively gumming up the words like a child engaging in a temper tantrum? Sounds like the liberal (cough) mainstream media is up to its old tricks again, and for such a supposedly liberal media, it sure seems to push the Republican't spin on this sort of thing.

I wonder what they would say if it was Democrats who were gumming things up, instead of Republican'ts? Oh, that's right - they still say it's all the Democrats' fault. Funny how that works...

"I believe the American people understand that success in Iraq is necessary for the long-term security of the American people," Bush said. "And we will elect somebody to the White House who will keep up the fight to make sure Iraq is secure and free."

And I firmly believe that most of the american people have already figured out that the Man Who Drowned New Orleans is the worst president ever and has absolutely no clue about anything that comes out his vacuous pie hole. And that Republican'ts know this, but consciously lie their a$$es off about it whenever somebody calls them out on their lies.

Posted by (: Tom :) at February 26, 2008 05:19 PM