March 25, 2008

Wholly Sweet Jeebus...

Fryday, 30 Priming 2008

...I wonder what the religiously insane will make of this?

Hotel ditches nightstand Bibles

Visitors to Hotel Preston won't find the Holy Bible in their nightstand.

Instead, travelers will have to call room service to order it from a "spiritual menu," which will include other literary offerings like the Book of Mormon, the Quran and books on Scientology, said Dina Nishioka, public relations director for Hotel Preston.

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Equal time for other forms of religious insanity other than teh standard white jeebus on teh cross*? That PR director sounds like she might be of russian descent! Quick, spread the word - teh commies are trying to destroy gawd worship in teh ewe ess eh?!!!!!11!! Awake christian soldiers and kill other humans for teh grater glory of gawd!

I guess somebody should bind and publish the tenets of the Flying Spaghetti Monster so that this hotel chain could consider adding them to the menu.

* - fabulous prizes await any who can tell me where the original quote that has been shamelessly maligned by Your Humble Narrator comes from...

Posted by (: Tom :) at March 25, 2008 11:59 PM