February 2011 Archives

_{Humpday, 22 Shivring 2011}

I'm quite happy to let you know that my good friend Mike Becker is in the process of getting his beer taps installed, his wait staff trained in the art of serving alcoholic beverages to the public, and his internal systems upgraded to handle the increased complexity of offering alcoholic beverages to the public.

The Funny Farm News Burro has not been able to determine the exact date and time of the first alcoholic beverage to be served at Pizzariffic - however, there is a distinct possibility that they will need to be dispatched in order to provide further information on this important developing story...

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_{Thursday, 16 Shivring 2011}

It's amazing to me that the psycho clown posse over at the Faux Propaganda Network is even on the air, much less being listened to by so many brainwashed Republicant reich wingers*. But there are, and they seem to be getting their knickers in a twist over something referred to as Sharia creep by the Republicant welfare queens that Faux is paying to poison american society.

I would like america to foicus on a much more widespread, and much more insidious problem affecting the american way of life. The religiously insane teabagging nutjob Republicants are trying to codify their superstitious nonsense and install it as the law of the land here in the land of the free and the home of the brave.

Republicants are attacking Planned Parenthood and trying to install anti-choice legislation, shoving it through congress as a priority. They are cutting the budget for any sort of pro-choice options within the government - pro-choice being defined as anything that would steer females away from the christian ideal of being barefoot and pregnant for most of their adult lives. They are trying to promote the fiction that the In Gawd We Trust nonsense has always been a part of the government's mandate - instead of a Republicant propganda gimmick put in place during the Cold War.

Hey, old white guys - where are the jobs? You know, the ones you campaigned on getting the american people? The ones you claimed you would focus on once you were elected? I can't even qualify as being unemployed in the official statistics, because I've been out of work for so long. I've started my own company because that's the only way I can find gainful employment - and hopefully I can draw some pay sometime before next quarter. I'm relying on non-existent donations from the spammers that seem to be the only traffic coming to this sorry excuse for a website, and staring into a lack of fundage to keep things going. And you're focusing on putting more of your christian ideology into my (and every american's) life instead of putting food on our families.

Why is anyone listening to any Republicant about anything at all these days? If a Republcant told me the sky is blue, I would really want to check outside just to make sure...

* - much less that there are that many brainwashed Republicant reich wingers in america...

_{Humpday, 15 Shivring 2011}

It is with great pleasure that I can announce to you that Funny Farm Renewables LLC is now officially registered with the state. I'm hoping that I'll be able to say a bit more, but for now the only thing that I can say with any certainty is that there might be some more advertisers on the site in the near future.

For now, I gots lots of things to do . Besides cleaning up the spam, I sent an email to my ISP a couple of weeks ago, asking for some help in handling the spam situation, along with a couple of requests for some other things. Hopefully I'll hear back from Perkel before the year's out...

Humpday, 8 Shivring 2011

Well, the snow's still coming down here at the Funny Farm. The power must have gone out for at least long enough to the clocks to reset overnight, but other than that everything's ok. Other than the lack of funds. And the spammy spammers. And the lack of gainful employment or customers.

But, hey - the alternative is to just curl up and let it all go, and that's not how we roll round these parts. At this point, the main focus for Your Humble Narrator is on getting the cleanup project completed, the music zone set up, and some investigative inquiries into alternative energy grants.

Stay tuned for further developments...

Tuesday, 7 Shivring 2011

I don't know how many real people have been watching the ongoing struggle I have been having with spammy spammer spamming the posts on this web site. It certainly has been an object lesson in the callousness and what I would consider to be an example of true evil in the world - watching some morans pollute some posts about a frelling death in the family with their implorations to use their tv listings, purchase their adult male enhancement products, or whatever the frak the latest spammy spam is spamming me this time.

It might make it almost all worthwhile if I could somehow get some sort of feedback from a real live person, on topic and (ideally) with some illuminative insight that I hadn't considered on the topic at hand. But for now, you, gentle reader, have a bit better understanding of the ongoing internets battle against the forces of chaos...