Sunday, 7 Reckning 2012
Amazingly (cough), the web site organizing the May Day protest seems to be rather difficult to access with my web browser - whichever of NetScrap, IECarumba, FireFox, Opera, or Chrome I try to use.
Sunday, 7 Reckning 2012
Amazingly (cough), the web site organizing the May Day protest seems to be rather difficult to access with my web browser - whichever of NetScrap, IECarumba, FireFox, Opera, or Chrome I try to use.
Humpday, 4 Goodenuf 2012
Since the blatant Republicant partisanship, the conservative corporate sellouts, and the wingnut welfare that current individual members of the United States Supreme Court have been engaging in haven't yet been cause enough to impeach (much less investigate, or even question the judicial impartiality of) any of the Reich wing clowns on the Supreme Court, will we finally be able to consider it once the Supremes dismember the Affordable Care Act?
Inquiring minds want to know...
Humpday, 8 Shivring 2012
Now that the reich wing Republicants running all that pink ribbon crap you've been seeing all season long have finally exposed themselves to be the religiously insane female controlling farging iceholes that they are, are there three of you willing to donate a quarter of a million dollars each to cover up the shortfall over at Planned Parenthood?
Also, too: can anyone tell me why there's such a huge fuss about $680K of discretionary funding coming from an organization that reported earnings of approximately 400 million dollars in 2010? So much so that you can't even donate the equivalent of some of your executive bonuses for the year to Planned Parenthood due to your religious insanity?
Inquiring minds want to know...
Update: Big time props to NY Mayor Bloomberg for matching $250K for Planned Parenthood. Are there two more insanely rich people ready to step up to the plate?
Update too: PP has gotten more, with less sanctimonious lip-pursing, than they would have from the Komen Foundation. And even more people see Nancy Brinker and the rest of the conservative corporate welfare queens at Komen for what they are.
Now, if there were only at least one relatively well off liberal who could put half of Brinker's annual salary towards helping out some of the less fortunate liberals out there...
Fryday, 20 Premise 2012
The Funny Farm, along with The Church of the Afternoon Nap, would like to ask you, dear reader, to heed the words of our good friend and internets guru, Marc Perkel. He has been the driving force behind The Church of Reality for a while now, and he would like to talk to us all about the (warning: horking big PDF file) Stop Online Piracy Act and some reality-based solutions to the problem that avoid all that messy treasonous internets-killing Republicant kimchee in the previous link.
I'll let Marc take it from here:
Dear Church of Reality Members, I have been actively opposing legislation in the US congress called SOPA. This bill is aimed at stopping piracy, but not only won't it work, it will break the Internet. It is important that this bill be stopped. To that end I had a meeting 2 days ago with former Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi who wasn't that thrilled with SOPA and she thought it wouldn't pass. However she said that she considered piracy to be a big problem and that something needed to be done about it. In response I mentioned that I had produced a lot of intellectual property (software) and I understood the problem. I told her that if she helped kill SOPA that I would write a technical specification and a plan for an alternative that would actually work without breaking the Internet. So - keeping my end of the bargain - I have written an alternative specification that changes the paradigm of how movies and music are sold. I'm going to email this to her staff and hopefully be able to meet with Senator Boxer as well sometime soon. Here is a link to my idea. I need two things. I need some feedback as to how it might be improved, and I need this link posted to blogs everywhere that deals with this issue. So if you all can help spread the word that would be great. The Internet is the most significant step in human evolution in thousands of years. Maybe the biggest evolutionary jump ever. It directly affects what we are going to evolve into. That's what makes this so important. So - thanks in advance for helping save the future of humanity. Marc Perkel |
Friday, 12 Premise 2012
About that blogging thing - it seems to me that the whole writering thing is not going to be feasable within a survival-mode lifestyle. At least that is the way I feel about it these days. Especially with the tremendous amount of feedback (cough) that has gotten through the cone of spammy silence I've put up around the funny Farm.
But, hey - I'm not here to ask you (again) to help me get through the Bush Depression. I might not be here soon at all if we get a Chinese-style internets policy like the one percent are trying to put in place.
I'm here to tout Get Your censor On, the latest effort by David Rees (I hope - I didn't see, during my brief mad scan before posting this, any accreditation for David* - that this is something he's put together). He has a ton of good stuff up already, and you can monitor his newest material through a new entry in the links zone over to the left. For as long as they let any and/or all of us stay on the internets.
A couple of haikus in honor of Get Your censor On:
Careful what you say - No more free speech internets Unless you gots coin Super toll thruway Gets you better internet Got to pay to play |
Go haiku yourself!
* - then again, I don't do Facebook and the Twitter so I didn't check out the facebook info associated with the Get Your censor On page...
Tuesday, 30 Promise 2011
There's been a lot going on this summer, and I haven't the desire to talk about the Republicant scorched earth policy too much*. But the tragedy in Norway points to a problem that really hasn't been mentioned as a problem in the discussions I have seen (and tried to comment on**) about the right wing christian terrorist:
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This clown might have said that he was an Islamaphobe, but he was killing liberals at a liberal youth camp. Can we please agree that the liberal bashing has gone on long enough? And that the reich wing media is letting this slide, and has been doing so for years?
I can only imagine the hand wringing from the Cheetos brigade if anyone even remotely liberal suggested that conservative right wing christian terrorists and their supporters in the media should be hunted.
Funny how that works...
* - a) what can be said that hasn't already been said (and then twisted, lied about, and fearmongered about by the conservative media)? And b) why bother wasting my breath (and drawing attention to myself) when the Reich wing Republicants (especially the teabaggers) are going to continue their liberal jihads anyway?
** - I'm not quite sure what unsavory activities I may have been up to, but for some reason I can't seem to get a comment posted at Balloon Juice - I'm guessing that my email has been flagged as spam. If anyone over there sees this, would you please email me and let me talk to you about how I can stop this from happening...
Humpday, 3 Promise 2011
The Funny Farm News Burro is excited to announce that Stephen Colbert has been allowed to form Colbert SuperPac. Here's a couple of YouTube videos of the post announcement, as well as one of the official vote.
This is going to be such a wild ride! Looking at the official request to the FEC from Colbert's team, one thing immediately leaps out to me - Stephen Colbert does not need to worry about any sort of employment issues until after the election...
Hey, Stephen - fifty year old unemployed (for two and a half years) blogger who just started a small business to try and survive because no one will hire me in the real world*. Can you throw me some of that SuperPac cash to write something political for you and help determine the 2012 election? I can practically assure you that I could put some unique perspective on the political landscape. Email me and let me know how I can be a part of the team.
* - there are a couple of people who are giving me the opportunity to work for them - for outside workers' hours and cash. I'm dealing with a couple of physical problems (some for the better!) as a result and still looking for gainful employment in the real world.
I'm starting my own business, and I need your help more than ever. Please email me if you want to donate to this blog. |





















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