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Adventures of a Basic Force For Good in Our Time^TM]]> en-us 2008-05-05T04:33:52-05:00 http://www.funnyfarmonline.org/archives/000824.php Friday, 11 Reckning 2008 Well - Montreal has ended their hockey season by losing to Philadelphia in the second round. Hopefully there weren't any Car-B-Ques in HabsTown over the weekend - I didn't hear anything about it, but then again I haven't really been listening to much of anything since Saturday night. I did manage to catch quite a bit of the excellent games last night, although I didn't... (: Tom :) 2008-05-05T04:33:52-05:00 http://www.funnyfarmonline.org/archives/000823.php Fryday, 5 Reckning 2008 But it's not a good groove these days: After winning the first game of the series in overtime, the Montreal Canadiens duffed the next two games of the series, and now stand in a 2-1 series hole that they need to get themselves out of if they hope to continue on the road to the Cup. So that beat is a bit out of synch... (: Tom :) 2008-04-29T16:08:14-05:00 http://www.funnyfarmonline.org/archives/000822.php Fryday, 28 Goodenuf 2008 Montreal Canadiens 5, Boston 0. Even though my good friend Aislin seems to think that they've gotten a little too beat up in the process, I found quite a bit of hope in last night's game: - Alexei Kovalev is a very talented hockey player, but quite often it seems as though he has motivational issues. And when he gets frustrated (as he was in... (: Tom :) 2008-04-22T17:03:08-05:00 http://www.funnyfarmonline.org/archives/000821.php Fryday, 21 Goodenuf 2008 Montreal Canadiens 1, Boston Bruins 0. First playoff shutout for rookie goaltender Carey Price, and first Habs shutout in the playoffs since 1986 - at least according to my recollections of the stat man's prattling right after the game. Amazingly, as usual in hockey games, none of the announcers mentioned the possibility of a shutout on air during the course of the entire game*. This... (: Tom :) 2008-04-15T22:42:07-05:00 http://www.funnyfarmonline.org/archives/000820.php Fryday, 21 Goodenuf 2008 Well, it finally happened: Boston Bruins 2, Montreal Canadiens 1 (OT). Not only did Boston finally beat the Habs for the first time this year, they were in the lead for almost a full period during the game. You Humble Narrator would have provided you, dear reader, with this sports update sooner - but excessive celebratory adventures put me out of commission after Saturday night's... (: Tom :) 2008-04-15T04:20:46-05:00 http://www.funnyfarmonline.org/archives/000819.php Tuesday, 17 Goodenuf 2008 If you were a Bruins fan, at any rate... Montreal Canadiens 4, Boston Bruins 1. One of the more interesting statistics from last night: Montreal has never trailed Boston at any time this year. In the eight regular season games ([8 games] x [60 minutes per game] = 480 minutes of playing time in regulation [plus any regular season overtime [max 5 minutes per game])... (: Tom :) 2008-04-11T07:32:48-05:00 http://www.funnyfarmonline.org/archives/000818.php Friday, 13 Goodenuf 2008 To the Montreal Canadiens for distracting me from the incredibly depressing nature of the current soon-to-be-depression by having the best record in the Eastern Conference of the NHL this year. Go HABS Go!... (: Tom :) 2008-04-07T18:53:44-05:00 http://www.funnyfarmonline.org/archives/000817.php Saturday, 1 Goodenuf 2008 It is nice to see that there are issues which I might be somewhat in agreement with a few of my compatriots: A short while ago I postulated that, quite possibly, Johnathon Sidney McCain the Third might be in violation of his own campaign finance reform laws. While suggesting that the Democrats devote some effort to advancing this into the mainstream media Surprise! Sign the... (: Tom :) 2008-03-26T18:42:51-05:00 http://www.funnyfarmonline.org/archives/000816.php Fryday, 30 Priming 2008 ...I wonder what the religiously insane will make of this? Hotel ditches nightstand Bibles Visitors to Hotel Preston won't find the Holy Bible in their nightstand. Instead, travelers will have to call room service to order it from a "spiritual menu," which will include other literary offerings like the Book of Mormon, the Quran and books on Scientology, said Dina Nishioka, public relations director for... (: Tom :) 2008-03-25T23:59:59-05:00 http://www.funnyfarmonline.org/archives/000815.php Fryday, 23 Priming 2008 ...that is the Democratic Party of The United States* in this election year: - in between all of your falling on each others' campaigns, making each other look bad so that you can become the nominee for the Democrats in November, you should probably pay more attention to the way your message is being distorted by the supposedly liberal mainstream media, less on publicizing each... (: Tom :) 2008-03-18T17:35:57-05:00 http://www.funnyfarmonline.org/archives/000814.php Tuesday, 19 Priming 2008... (: Tom :) 2008-03-14T04:20:27-05:00 http://www.funnyfarmonline.org/archives/000813.php Saturday, 17 Priming 2008 OUR Credit Union has also recently had its' name changed from the Royal Oak Community Credit Union, and their online prescence can be found here in case you'd like to ask them yourself about their business policies and practices with regard to the events and policies discussed here. So, credit union people: when one of your customers comes into a branch office to cash a... (: Tom :) 2008-03-12T05:24:56-05:00 http://www.funnyfarmonline.org/archives/000812.php Fryday, 16 Priming 2008 Thanks to Pam over at Pandagon for posting the response of Oklahoma House Representative Sally Kerns (R [of course] - Religously Insane Hypocritical Bigot) to criticisms of her hate and lie filled eruption of theocratic bull$hit when she didn't think anyone but the Gawd Squad could hear her. I would like to respond: To put this simply, as an atheist I believe christianity such as... (: Tom :) 2008-03-11T19:25:29-05:00 http://www.funnyfarmonline.org/archives/000811.php Saturday, 10 Priming 2008 I'd like to take this time to ask that, if you're interested in seeing a Democratic politician, instead of a Republican't, in the White House next year, please bite your tongue when passing along any slurs of the Democrat you don't want to get the nomination. Remember, Republican'ts will always slag any Democratic politician within range to try and distract from the crimes their people... (: Tom :) 2008-03-05T05:31:47-05:00 http://www.funnyfarmonline.org/archives/000810.php Fryday, 9 Priming 2008 I am happy to inform both of my readers that, sometimes, companies that have previously been somewhat lax with their professional duties during their interactions with the Funny Farm redeem themselves later on. Let me tell you a little story... About a year ago, I wrote a quick note to Randazzo Heating and Cooling about their service when they fixed my furnace and installed a... (: Tom :) 2008-03-04T18:01:42-05:00